DISCOGRAPHY
DIAMOND DAVE SIEPERT
Rudolph the LinkedIn Reindeer
Rudolph the LinkedIn Reindeer
LinkedIn everyone he knows
He's got thousands of connections
Everyday his profile grows
(Based on lyrics by Robert May, Music by Johnny Marks)
THOMAS EORGAN & ALBANIA
Windows Blunderland
My Dell's aflame, are you listening,
On my desk, the paint is blistering
A new OS might,
Have prevented tonight,
Walking in a Windows blunderland.
Gone away is a year's work
All because of a small quirk
My hard drive is dead,
I've a pain in my head,
Walking in a Windows blunderland.
In the morning I will find IT man,
And I'll tell him that he is a clown
He'll say: Are you mad? and
I'll say: yeah man,
But if you find my files
I'll settle down
Later on, I'll conspire,
After I put out the fire,
To get an upgrade,
To a Mac and evade,
Walking in a Windows blunderland.
(Based on music by Felix Bernard, lyrics by Richard B. Smith)
DR. STEVE NEWTON
I'll Be Working On Christmas
I'm dreamin' tonight of a place I love
Even more then I usually do
And although I know it's a long road back
I hate to tell you
I'll be working on Christmas
You can't count on me
We've got so much backlogged work
Please tell the kids I'm so sorry
Christmas Day will find me
Where the desk light beams
I'll be working on Christmas
No end in sight it seems
Christmas Day will find me
Where the desk light beams
I'll be working on Christmas
No end in sight it seems
(Based on music by Walter Kent, lyrics by James Gannon)
MARTIN "SUPERSWEDE" KARLSSON
Here Comes the Legal Clause (Swedish Version)
English lyrics:
Here comes the legal clause here comes the legal clause
Right at the bottom of the page
Words to make sure the company is safe
so that no one can be blamed
Subject to change at our discretion,
But only for a limited time
So read the fine print and say your prayers
Because the legal clause is coming tonight.
Here comes the legal clause here comes the legal clause
Right at the bottom of the page
Undisputed charges must be paid within 45 days
Heretofor and hereforth with
Consented by the aforementioned party
So vis a vis the arbitrator of the agreement
Unless consented to by a third party.
Except as otherwise provide herein,
Against any damages adjudicated
Upon written notice effective immediately
The legal clause is coming tonight.
Cause the legal clause is coming tonight.
Cause the legal clause is coming tonight.
(Based on music and lyrics by Gene Autry and Oakley Haldeman)
RAY RAY & GREGG
O, Little Town of Johnson City
O little town of Johnson City
In her bosom n-tara lies
Down the creek on Fairview Street
Where ideas are brought to life.
(Based on music by Lewis Redner, lyrics by Phillips Brooks)
THE JOSHUA HATHAWAY EXPERIENCE
Away In the Metrics
Away in the metrics
Data up to my head
A 404 error
Mean links must be dead
(Based on music and lyrics by James R. Murray)
SHANE
Deck the Halls with Customer Centricity
Deck the Halls with Customer Centricity
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Optimize e-service delivery
Fa la la la la, la la la la
JOHNNY O
Have A Holly Jolly Sales Pitch
Have a holly jolly sales pitch
Tell your clients not to fear
Spend it now, or you never know
If they'll see it again next year
Have a holly jolly sales pitch
And when you fly to St. Pete
Spend some dough for the clients know
That you get paid to take them out to eat
Oh ho, the airplanes go
To clients west and east
Somebody cancelled on you
So set up a meeting down the street
(Based on music and lyrics by Johnny Marks)
THE JEREMY PLUNK TRIO (Rachel Whitten, Tim McLeod, Jeremy Plunk)
The Twelve Days of Overtime
12 bottles of aspirin
11 concept changes
10 script revisions
9 hard drive crashes
8 hours debugging
7 red bulls chugging
6 bags of corn chips
5 o’clock in the morning
4 minisites
3 homepage banners
2 product tours
And one project that’s finally done
 BRYAN CINNAMON
The Little Developer Boy
Go to and stop on frame two Pa rum pum pum pum
I just chugged 3 Mountain Dews, Pa rum pum pum pum
If x is equal to 8 play movie clip 4
I’ve been in this chair so long, I’ve got a bed sore
Got a bed sore, got a bed sore (Based on music and lyrics by Katherine K. Davis)
THE NTARALIFE ALL-STARS
(featuring lead vocals by Andy Didyk,
lip-synch by Lucas Hearl)
Happy Christmas (Work is Over)
So this is Christmas (work is over)
Fourth quarter is done (I can’t believe it)
Another year over (work is over)
It’s time for some fun (wow)
And so this is Christmas (work is over)
All the deals we have won (I can’t believe it)
My vacation’s been stolen (work is over?)
Our backlog has begun (wow)
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
I won’t be off til midyear
(Based on music and lyrics by John Lennon)
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